Like most offices, the time of season when a foul stench permeates through the office can mean only one thing:  time to clean the fridge.

Theoretically, items are stored inside a refrigerator with the intent to preserve them for a prolonged period of time.  Like most theories, something is fundamentally lost in practice, since the refrigeration of any item promotes such a severe degree of forgetfulness that I bet an Alzheimer’s clinic has yet to study it.  It’s amazing how such artifacts are so easily forgotten.

Presenting the cast of characters in this season’s olfactory nightmare:

And so we say goodbye to the month of April alongside our decayed and expired perishables.  It’s relieving to know we can celebrate May Day with a clean refrigerator.